Here's Johnny

Here's Johnny

There he goes, he drives me crazy
When he says...(Hee-eere's Johnny!)
That's his job, it's so amazing
All he says is...(Hee-eere's Johnny!)
I never miss a moment when he's on the tube
His being there has made my life worth living
The chills run down my spine
Each time he says that line

";Here's Johnny!"; He says, and laughs in his special way
";...Johnny!"; he says, you know I love him
";Here's Johnny!"; he says, and ";second fiddle"; is his game
Ed McMahon's his name...all right

Dressed so fine, he's such a cool dude
Hear him say...(Hee-eere's Johnny!)
Watch him selling beer and dog food
Hear him say...(Hee-eere's Johnny!)
I got a letter from him just the other day
He said, ";You may already be a winner!";
A trooper to the end
A Clydesdale's best friend

";Here's Johnny!"; he says, and laughs in his special way
";...Johnny!"; he says, you know I love him
";Here's Johnny!"; he says, and that's the way he gets his pay
What a living

Oh...(Here's Johnny! Here's Johnny!) Wo-o-o, no
(Here's Johnny! Here's Johnny!) No no no no no no, I don't believe it
(Here's Johnny!) he says, and everytime it's just the same
Ed McMahon's his name

A very special guy...all right
He's on every night
Can't change the channel
When he's sitting on the panel
(Hee-eere's Johnny!)
There he goes, he gives me goose bumps
When he says...(Hey-O-Hey-Hey-O!)

";Here's Johnny!"; he says, and laughs in his special way
";...Johnny!"; he says, you know I love him
";Here's Johnny!"; he says, that seems to be his claim to fame
Ed McMahon's his name