Take Your Whiskey Home

(Words by Van Halen)

Uh-uh
Uh-uh-uh-uh-ah!
Well, my baby, she don't want me around
She said she's tired of watchin' me fall down (He-he-he-yuh!)
She wants a good life, ah! An' all the best
But I like that bottle better than the rest

And she said:
";I think that you're headed for a whole lot of trouble, ah!";
";Well, I think that you're headed for a whole lot of trouble";
";Well, I think that you're headed for a whole lot of trouble";
";If you take your whiskey";

Ow!

Well, that liquor in the night time leaves strange memories
Seems a lifetime, ooh, since yesterday
Come the daybreak, and come tomorrow
That woman's waited up all night for me again

Oh! She said:
";Well, I think that you're headed for a whole lotta trouble."; Yeah!
";I think that you're headed for a whole lotta trouble."; Oh, yeah!
";Yeah ya know that you're headed for a lotta trouble";
";If you take your whiskey home";

(Guitar Solo)

Some goes to women, ooh, some goes to Jesus
That I'm absolutely certain both's all right
Yeah, but it takes me at least halfway to the label
'Fore I can even make it through the night

Uh well, I think that you're headed for a whole lotta trouble
Yeah yeah, I think that you're headed for a whole lotta trouble
Baby, yeah, I think that you're headed for some trouble
If you take your whiskey home

(Guitar Solo)

Oh! Ooh baby, take your whiskey home, yeah!
Ooh, a la la la la la la yeah