A Good Way to Get on My Bad Side

Verse 1:
Little Lady standin?? next to me
Isn??t she a pretty thing
I??m the one who put that ring on her left hand
Another fella can tip his hat
And I??m as gentle as a pussycat
But let it go much further than that and he??s a dead man

Chorus:
That??s a good way
That??s a real good way
That??s a real good way to get on my bad side

Verse 2:
Politician on my TV
Says he??s only lookin?? out for me
That he knows what the poor man needs in the long run
But every year he gives himself a raise
With a chunk of every buck I make
Now he??s talkin?? like he wants to take my shotgun

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Verse 3:
I ain??t looking for no trouble, don??t wanna start no fight
Don??t want more than I got comin??, I only wanna do what??s right
Just treat me like I treat you and we??ll get along just fine
But mister take one step across that line

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Bridge:
I like Van Halen and I like George Jones
Charlie Daniels and the Rolling Stones
And Bocephus when he rocks and rolls still kills me
Ought to be a law against cowboy rap
And all that boy band crap
A little sissy in a cowboy hat ain??t country?­..but

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