You Drink, You Drive, You Spill

I say don't drink and drive
you might spill your drink
before you get behind
that wheel, just stop & think
you can take you chances
but there's so much to lose
another bumpy road,
there's so much wasted booze
I'm not so worried
about how many I kill
I'm much more concerned
with how much beer I spill
35% of accidents
are caused by pixilated
the other 65 are not
alcohol related
what does this tell us
about the drunk drivers
they seem to have a
better record than
the sober team