Take Miss Lucy Home

Was drivin' in my car long about Saturday night,
I met a guy in a silver Trans-Am at a traffic light,
He said ";Hey, you want to make some dough?";,
Before I had a chance to say ";No";,
He said ";All you gotta do is take Miss Lucy home";

He told me his name was Lou, he took me aside,
He said ";I really gotta go, but my baby, she needs a ride";,
Well I thought it sounds kinda strange,
But he gave me twenty bucks and some change,
And said ";All you gotta do is take Miss Lucy home";

Chorus:
Take Miss Lucy home, take Miss Lucy home,
All I gotta do is take Miss Lucy home,
(I don't know)
Lou took off and left me with this drunk chick,
She had purple hair and a mouthful of green lipstick,
She said ";I used to live with Lou,
But he's catchin' the next train to Kathmandu,
He left me here so I I'll stay with you";

Well, now I'm in a mess cause I tried to be a hell of a guy,
When he said ";Take her home";,
How could I know he meant to take her to her to mine?
Not mine!

Drivin' home in my car late last Saturday night,
I met a guy in a red corvette at a traffic light,
I said ";Hey, you want to make some dough";,
Before he had a chance to say ";No";,
I said ";All you got to do is take Miss Lucy home";

Chorus:
Take Miss Lucy home, take Miss Lucy home,
All you gotta do is take Miss Lucy home
Chorus:
Take Miss Lucy home, take Miss Lucy home,
you gotta take Miss Lucy home,
All you gotta do is take Miss Lucy home,
(Get her out of here!),
(Whew!)