Pulling The Christmas Pig By The Wrong Pair Of Ear

(Q:) If the aunt had balls she would be?
(A:) Uh, the uncle.

(Q:) And in more trouble than?
(A:) A pregnant nun.

So get a hole to hide in
or somehide to cover the hole

Pig's Christmas parcel arrived
basically full of crap
and others lil' treats.

Awe, that little pig.