- Moth-Eaten Deer Head
- Brand New Set of Teeth
- How to Build a Pessimistic Lie Detector
- Nice Tranquil Thumb in Mouth
- Dog Without a Collar (Run Over Red Rover)
- The Perils of Believing in Round Squares
- Normal Run of the Muck (Compensation for Conversation)
- Stucco Obelisiks Labelled as Trees
- Straight from the Horses Mouth
- An Extra Piece of Dead Meat
- Twenty-three Full-Time Cowboys
- Backbones of Jack Asses
- Fixed Companionship, Ghost Town Irrationality
- Skin Graft at Seventy-Five Miles an Hour
- High-Maintenance Libido, Bring the Whole Family
- Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle
- Halfway to a Worthless Ideal Arrangement (An Interlude to a Discontinued Sarcastic Harmony Yea Whatever)
- Kill Roger Hedgecock
- Hairspray Suppository
- Cattle Mutilation