Homo Erectus

(Kinky Friedman & Panama Red)

I left Barber College
Searchin?? for knowledge,
Went to the university.
I must confess, Sir
This lady professor
She turned me on to anthropology.

Now I??m a Homo Erectus
Got to connect this
Bone that I discovered yesterday.
Tyrannosaurus
Lived in the forest,
Died because its heart got in the way.

Dear Doctor Howard
Come down from your tower
And join me for lunch at the ?°Y?±.
Although you??re thirty
I still think you??re pretty
Let??s give it that good ole college try.

?®Cause I??m a Homo Erectus
Got to connect this
Bone that I discovered yesterday.
Tyrannosaurus
Lived in the forest,
Died because its heart got in the way.
OK!

Hey Jomo Kenyatta
No, no, you??re not a
Australopithecine boogieman.
It??s took us a jillion
But we??re all still here, been
Boogeyin?? since boogeyin?? began.

And I??m a Homo Erectus
Got to connect this
Bone that I discovered yesterday.
Tyrannosaurus
Lived in the forest,
Died because its heart got in the way.

You know I??m a Homo Erectus
Got to connect this
Bone that I discovered yesterday.
Tyrannosaurus lived in the forest,
Died because its heart got in the way.

You know that I??m a Homo Erectus
Got to connect this
Bone that I discovered yesterday.
Tyrannosaurus
Lived in the forest,
Died because its heart got in the way.

I??m but a Homo Erectus
Got to connect this
Bone that I discovered yesterday.
Tyrannosaurus
Lived in the forest,
Died because its heart got in the way.

Watch out for Homo Erectus ...