Please

Why must you pick on me? Have you no sympathy? I'm just trying to get to school. I lack popularity, no friends to ride with me. So I'm alone in the car pool (lane). When I saw those flashing lights, when I heard you read my rights, I knew this wasn't gonna be my day...So, Officer please don't ticket me, my violation doesn't deserve a citation. Please, I won't bother you so don't bother me. ";Sorry son but that's what I've got to do."; I'm tired of these stupid rules. I've got to waste my day at traffic school, and on top of that I've got to pay a fine. The CHP likes to pick on me. They've got no sympathy. They're nothing but fat red neck swine. (Chorus)