Dr. Stein
(Music + lyrics: M. Weikath)
Once they killed his monster when it went into a trap
now he's making better ones on a higher step
(Bridge:)
On a warm summer day the doctor went away
to a place where he could make it real
his assistant's hips were nice
so he cloned her once or twice
now his hips are aching what a deal
(Chorus:)
Dr. Stein grows funny creatures
lets them run into the night
they become
(1) great rock musicians
(2) great politicians
(3) a great possession
(4) a great oppression
Sometimes when he's feeling bored
he's calling it a day
he's got his computers and they do it their own way
(Bridge:)
They mix some DNA, some skina and a certain spray
you can watch it on a laser screen
and the fellow's blue and grey
or sometimes pink and green
just check it out on Halloween
(Chorus:)
Dr. Stein grows funny creatures. . .
(Solo: Mike/Kai/Mike/Kai)
(Bridge:)
One night he cloned himself
put his brother on a shelf
but when he fell asleep that night
it crept up from behind and thought "well never mind"
took a syringe and blew out his life