Minnie And Santa

Worked with a woman named Minnie
One Christmas eve long ago
When I asked ";What you doing this evening ?";
Minnie took on a seasonal glow
She said she'd be waiting for Santa
She'd be wearing a bright red bow

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Minnie And Santa
Minnie And Santa
What they're up to only
Heaven knows she wrote on a card
";Don't take it so hard we're headed for the North Pole";

Now Minnie could not be persuaded
That Santa just did not exist
She swore if she put up some mistletoe
Santa'd come give her a kiss
And there where she'd hung up her stockings
All in their silky, soft, sheen
She'd be laying in wait on a bear skin rug
Where the cookies and milk could be seen

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Minnie And Santa
Minnie And Santa
What they're up to only
Heaven knows she wrote on a card
";Don't take it so hard we're headed for the North Pole";
(musical interlude)

Now Minnie was older and wiser
Like a dear old Auntie to me
But the night that she ran off with Santa
Was a real epiphany

Chorus:
Minnie And Santa
Minnie And Santa
What they're up to only
Heaven knows she wrote on a card
";Don't take it so hard we're headed for the North Pole";

Next Xmas I passed by the bakery
Staring out from on top of a cake
Was jolly old Santa with a big silly grin
And a gal in silk stockings and lace
Oh, Minnie and Santa...