The Snake Song

-Bobby Braddock-

He swallered a frog and hollered yum-yum
He slid down the hillside and darted his tongue
He entered the garden on this bright moonlight night
Then he stopped in his tracks, it was love at first sight

(he said) My skin is black, your skin is green
You dwell in a garden, I live by a stream
Although I'm short and stocky and you're long and lean
I've got a crush on you
Then he squeezed her tighter and tighter and tighter
I've got a crush on you

He said I'm a king snake, and you'll be my queen
With a butler and serpents, and your own private stream
If you refuse me it would be such a shame
Cause I'm so tired of doing my own fang

Then he squeezed her tighter
To excite her and delight her
Oh I've got a crush on you
(and I'll be back tomorrow)

Nex day when he got htere a two legged man was holdin sweet green thing in his
big human hand a long jet of water shot out of her nose ol' king snake had
fallen in love with a hose

he said my skin is balck and your skin is green you dwell in a garden i live by
a stream. though i'm short and stocky and your long and green i've got a crush
on you,

but i don't think it's gonna work out