Cut 1/2 Blues

I thought I heard a chainsaw
Rather late last night
I woke this mornin' and I knew I was right
I got the cut-in-half blues

Well the last thing I saw was the big long saw
I got the cut-in-half blues

I knew we were in trouble
I knew she lost her head
When she started bringin' all those power tools to bed
I got the cut-in-half blues

Well the last thing I saw was the big long saw
I got the cut-in-half blues

(little beck skat riff)

I'm layin' in my grave
All I do is grunt
Cause the undertaker got all mixed up
And put my ass in the front
I got the cut-in-half blues

Well the last thing I saw was the big long saw
I got the cut-in-half blues (achoo!)