When In Rome (I Do As The Romans Do)
When on foreign shores I am 
Very truly yours I am 
But if inclined to play I am 
Sweetheart, that's the way I am.... 
When in Spain for reasons I don't explain 
I remain enjoying a brew 
Don't deplore my fondness for fundador 
You know how a fundador can lead to a few 
And baby when in Rome I do as the Romans do 
If per chance I'm saying farewell to France 
And romance drops in from the blue 
Cherchez l'amour I beg of you please endure 
My taking a brief detour with somebody new 
It's just that when in Rome 
I do as the Romans do 
And though from Italy I lied to you prettily 
Oh don't think of me bitterly 
But know that I'm true 
Except now and then in Rome, 
I get that old yearn in Rome 
And naturally when in Rome 
I do as the Romans do 
? molto difficile resistere agli uomini di Italia 
Per esempio, per esempio i biondi, 
I biondi di Firenze, di Venezia 
E i bruni di Palermo, di Milano... 
You know what I mean? 
If I write happily 
Best wishes from  Napoli 
Don't cable me snappily 
To tell me we're through 
Cause I'm once again in Rome 
In somebody's den in Rome 
Well honey, but when in Rome 
I do as the Romans do 
So just disregard the signs and the omens 
When in Rome I do as the Romans do... 
Veni, vidi, vince!