Pretty Women* The Ladies Who Lunch **
*Pretty  women 
Fascinating 
Sippin coffee 
Dancing, pretty women 
Pretty women 
Are a wonder, pretty women 
Sitting in the window or 
Standing on the stair 
Something in them cheers the air 
Pretty women 
Silhouetted 
Stay within you 
Glancing stay forever 
Breathing lightly, pretty women, 
Pretty women 
Blowing out their candles or 
Combing out their hair 
Even when they leave 
They still are there 
They??re there 
**Sipping coffee 
Here's to the ladies who lunch 
Everybody Laugh 
Lounging in their caftans and 
Planning a brunch 
On their own behalf 
Off to the gym 
Then to a fitting, 
Claiming they're fat 
And looking grim, 
Cause they've been sitting 
Choosing a hat 
I'll drink to that! 
Here's to the girls who just watch 
Aren't they the best 
When they get depressed, 
It's a bottle of scotch 
Plus a little jest! 
Another chance to disapprove 
Another brilliant zinger 
Another reason not to move 
Another vodka stinger 
I'll drink to that! 
Here's to the girls who play wife 
Aren't they too much! 
Keeping house but clutching a copy of ";Life"; 
Just to keep in touch 
The ones who follow the rules 
And meet themselves at the schools 
Too busy to know that they're fools 
Aren't they a gem! 
I'll drink to them! 
Let's all drink to... 
*Pretty women, fascinating 
How they make a man sing... 
**Here's to the girls on the go, 
Everybody tries 
Look into their eyes 
And you'll see what they know, 
Everybody dies 
A toast to that invincible bunch 
The dinosaurs surviving the crunch 
Let's hear it for the ladies who lunch 
Everybody rise 
Everybody rise, 
*Pretty women at their mirrors 
In their gardens 
On committees, telephoning 
Window shopping table hopping 
Pretty women giving parties 
Never stopping 
Gossip swapping, capsule popping 
** Everybody rise, everybody rise, 
Everybody rise, everybody rise- 
Rise-rise-rise... 
Pretty women rise!