- It, You're A Metal Band
- Punching Joe Bonni's Face In
- Kill Women
- Steroids Guy
- Everyone In Allston Should Be Killed
- I Noticed That You're Gay
- Dead, Gay And Dropped
- You Look Divorced
- I Hope You Get Deported
- Mike Mahan Has Gingivitis
- Trapped
- You're A Fucking Cunt
- Phyllis Is An Old Annoying Cunt
- A1 Stankus Is Always On The Phone With His Bookie
- Bill Scott's Dumb
- Harvey Korman Is Gay
- You Fucking Break
- Theme From Three Company
- Jeanine Jizm Is A Freak
- Everyone In Anal Cunt Is Dumb
- I Just Saw The Gayest Guy On Earth
- Johnny Violent Getting His Ann Kicked By Morrisey
- Metamorphosis
- I'm Sick Of You
- Howard Wulkan's Bald
- You're A Tready Fucking Pussy
- Tom Arnold
- I Got Athletes Foot Showering At Mike's
- Big Pasts. Bigger Loser
- Marc Payson Is A Drunk
- Your Family Is Dumb
- Furnace
- You're Dumb
- Van Full Of Retards
- Deche Charge Are A Bunch Of Fucking Losers
- Everyone In The Underground Music Scene Is Stupid
- Dumb, Fat and Gross
- I'm Not Stubborn
- Mike Manan's Story
- 02657
- Gloves Of Metal
- Bonus Track