Regular Guy

I??m the kind of guy a girl takes home to mom
Pleated khaki pants, and cologne that??s the bomb
(you sure smell perty)
Shake her dads hand
Look him in the eye
And tell him Straight up im just a regular guy (ill have her home by 9 sir)

I??m a regular guy who stays out of trouble( let me get that for you mam)
A regular guy says mam on the double( I??m on it)
I??m a regular guy just like Dawson??s Creek
A regular guy just don??t call me a geek,?­ a geek yeah

But sometimes I remember what got me here
It was Friday and cussing
Back off I??m in a boy band
And showing no fear

I watch Jay Leno (he??s funny) 7th Heaven too
And I ask myself sometimes what would jesus do
Grab me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change
I??m buds with my mom
And I hang out with my dad?­..he??s my buddy
I play everything safe so I??ll never be sad (boo hoo)

I??m a regular guy who stays out of trouble( let me get that for you mam)
A regular guy says mam on the double( I??m on it)
I??m a regular guy just like Dawson??s Creek
A regular guy just don??t call me a geek,?­ a geek yeah

Don??t push me?­.
Damn??t sometimes I wanna smash things up
Jacked up and wrapped up?­I??m in a boy band.. a boyband
And have to pee in a cup

I??m a regular guy who stays out of trouble( let me get that for you mam)
A regular guy says mam on the double( I??m on it)
I??m a regular guy just like Dawson??s Creek
A regular guy just don??t call me a geek,?­ a geek yeah