No News

No News


She said, ";It's just a woman thing,";
And pulled out of the drive
I said not to worry
I'm an understanding guy (change and to an - probably just a typo)
I heard that when you love someone
You gotta let them go
She hollered, ";When I find myself
You'll be the first to know.";
Ooo-hooo no news

I learned to do the laundry (change I've to I - these are country boys!)
Feed the cat and clean the house
I promised to be patient
While she worked her problems out
When she packed her bags
Her destination was unclear
But I sensed that her intentions
Were honest and sincere
Ooo-hooo no news

(Chorus)
She could telephone, tell a friend
Tell a lie about where she's been
Send a pigeon, send a fax
Write it on a Post-It pad (change postal pack to Post-it Pad)
Send a signal up in smoke
Tap it out in morse code
I'd prefer a bad excuse


To no news

Her momma's been a little vauge
As to her whereabouts
Her sister says, ";I'm certain
Your romance is headed south.";
I don't have a single doubt
That she's still in love
My level of anxiety
Is just a product of
Ooo-hooo no news

(Repeat chorus)

She missed her bus, missed her plane
Surely, this can be explained
Lost her car at the mall
Got locked in a bathroom stall (change lost to locked)
Playing guitar with the band
On the road with Pearl Jam
Buried with the Grateful Dead
Came back as a parrot head
Got derailed, got de-iced
Offered as a sacrafice
FBI, CIA, if they've seen her
They ain't saying
No news! Still no news!