- Gluing Carpet To Your Genitals Does Not Make You A Cantaloupe
- Turning Your Merchandise Into A Ripped Wall Of Mini-Abs
- Bring Your 65 Italian Carbine
- Alas, Here Come The Hypochondriacs To Wait With You In The Lobby
- Siphoning Projectiles During Selective Amnesia
- Get Off The Cross The Wood Is Needed
- Wet-Nurse Syndrome Hand-Me-Down Display Case
- This Is Radio Surgery
- Spitting In The Faces of Fools As A Source Of Nutrition
- Sever The Toes
- Flight of The Wounded Locust