Club America

i ride into your town on a big black trojan horse
i'm looking to have some fun
some kind of trigger-happy intercourse
";club america salutes you"; says the girl on the door
";we accept all major lies
we love any kind of fraud
so go on in and enjoy...
go on in and enjoy!!!";

i'm buying for my bright new friends
blue suzannes all round
and my mood is heavily pregnant...
yeah you're right
i couldn't help but notice your icy blue eyes
they've been burning two holes in the sides of my head
since the second i arrived

and it's not too hard to guess from your stick-on stars
and your canary feather dress
your hair in such a carefully careless mess
that you're really trying very hard to impress

you're such a wonderful person living a fabulous life
sensational dazzling perfectly sized
such a wonderful person living a fabulous life
sharing it with me in club america tonight...

so we talk for a while about some band you saw on tv
but i don't listen to you and you don't listen to me
yeah it's an old routine but it's a very special part of the game
and you don't really care what i call you at all
when i can't quite remember your name

and it's not too hard to guess from your stick-on stars
and your canary feather dress
the way you're so carefully couldn't care less
that you're really trying very hard to impress

you're such a wonderful person living a fabulous life
sensational dazzling perfectly sized
such a wonderful person living a fabulous life
sharing it with me tonight
yeah you're a wonderful person living a fabulous life
fantastic divine and thrillingly bright
such a wonderful person living a fabulous lie
with me in club america tonight...