If God Was a Woman
(R.Sambora)
  
If God was a woman 
With long blond hair 
Would you kneel at her altar 
And offer her prayer 
Could she be your addiction 
Could she make you sin 
If God was a woman 
And you were her man 
If God was a woman 
Would you be impressed 
If she showed up in high heels 
And a pretty red dress 
Would you make a donation 
Or would you draw the line 
Would you yield to temptation 
Or savor her wine 
If God was a woman 
She'd come like an angel 
Or a devil in disguise 
When she left in the morning 
Would you lose your religion 
Or kiss your faith goodbye, goodbye 
If God was a woman. 
If God was a woman 
Tell me who could we blame 
Would she make Jesus righteous 
Or completely insane 
If God was a woman 
Would she kiss and tell 
Would we wind up in heaven 
Or would we all burn in hell. 
If God was a woman 
She'd come like an angel 
Or a devil in disguise, oh yeah 
And if she left in the morning 
Would you lose your religion 
Or kiss your faith goodbye, goodbye 
If God was a woman 
And you were her man, yeah 
Solo 
If God was a woman 
Would she come like an angel 
Or a devil in disguise, oh yeah 
When she left in the morning 
Would you lose your religion 
Or kiss your faith goodbye, goodbye 
If God was a woman 
If God was a woman 
If God was a woman 
If God was a woman 
We's all burn in hell 
If God was a 
Woman, woman, woman, woman 
If God was a woman 
Tell me who would we blame 
If God was a woman 
If God was a woman 
She'd drive us insane, yeah