Earth to Grandma

It??s a doll completely made of socks
It??s a cover for a tissue box
It??s a clothespin duck and a Funfur cat
And a crazy yarn and beercan hat

Earth to Grandma
What the hell is that?

It a painted rock with google eyes
It??s a matchstick cross where Jesus died
It??s a plaque that says ?°I Heart My Home?±
It??s toothpicks, felt, and styofoam

Earth to Grandma
What the hell is that?