- I Became A Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked For It
- Easy E. Got A.I.D.S. From F. Mercury
- I Like Drugs And Child Abuse
- Laughing When Leonard Peltier Gets Raped In Jail
- I Convinced You To Beat Your Wife On A Daily Basis
- I Sent Concentration Camp Footage To Americas Funniest Home Videos
- Rancid Sucks (And The Clash Sucked Too)
- I Paid J. Howell To Rape You
- I Pushed Your Wife In Front Of The Subway
- Extreme Noise Terror Is Afraid Of Us
- You Rollerblading Faggot
- I Sent A Thankyou Card To The Guy That Raped You
- I Lit Your Baby On Fire
- Body By Auschvitz
- I Intentionally Ran Over Your Dog
- Sweatshops Are Cool
- Woman, Nature's Punching Bag
- I Snuck A Retard In To A Sperm Bank
- Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck
- I Ate Your Horse
- Hitler Was A Sensitive Man
- You Robbed A Sperm Bank Because You're A Cum Guzzling Fag
- I Made You're Kid Get AIDS, So You Could Watch It Die
- I Fucked Your Wife
- Into The Oven
- I Gave Nambla Pictures Of You Kid
- The Only Reason Men Talk To You Is Because They Want To Get Laid, You Stupid Fucking Cunt
- I Made Fun Of You Because Your Kid Just Died
- Domestic Violence Is Really Really Really Funny
- Dictators Are Cool
- Deadbeat Dads Are Cool
- I'm Really Excited About The Upcoming David Buskin Concert
- Being Ignorant Is Awesome
- You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You In The Stomach
- Chris Barnes Is A Pussy
- Tim Is Gay
- B.T./A.C.
- I Sold Your Dog To A Chinese Restaurant
- I Got An Office Job For The Sole Purpose Of Sexually Harassing Women