The Man Eating Pig of Madidi

Lap it up, strap it on!
Run it in, Does it feel so right?
It shits, It eats, It sleeps--
He's a man-eating swine, child--
Soul eater, extraordinaire--
Pig cock in my face:
(but a snip here, a snip there,
I'll feed you your manhood, fucker)
You're a monster, baby...