The Longest Pee

Performed by Adam Sandler and Rob Schneider


[Line of people talking]
";Hey man, let me in there first";
-";Go ahead man, take it easy";
";Thanks, I really gotta pee";

[Open door, close door]
[Unzip pants]
[Start pissin..........groaning....]
";Oh man";
[.....]
";Ohhh yeah";
[.....]
";Ahhhh";
[......Stop Briefly]
";Ahh";

[Start Pissing again..]
";Oh man";
[........]
";Oh man";
[...............]
";Oh Man";
[.......gets louder]
";OH MAN";
[..........and louder]
";OH MAN!!";
[............as loud as a hose]
";OH MAN!!! OH..";
[...........]
";Oh no!";
[........]
";Oh Man!";
[...............slows down]
";ahhh";
[Stops]
";Ahhhhhh...There ya go";

[Fart! Starts pissing loudly again]
";Oh! OH MAN!";
[..............]
";OH MY GOD!";

[Banging on the Door]
[Pissing slows down to dribble]
";I'll be out in a minute!";
[....dribbling...]
";oh..oh my";
[Stops]
";oh...Oh thank God";

[Zips up pants]
[Pisses in pants]
";Awwww MAN!";

[People laughing]
-";Hey man, you pissed in your pants";
";I know";
-";So did I";
";I guess that makes us piss pals";
[Horrible annoying laughter]
[Rasberry]