The Beating of a High School Bus Driver

Performed by Adam Sandler

";And now, the sever beating of a high school bus driver.";

[Kids getting on the bus]
";How are ya, Bryan?";
";Good morning, Lisa.";
";Good to see ya, Tommy!";
";Hey, good morning, Cyle! Nice new backpack!";
";Watch your step now, Joseph.";

";Uhh, young man. Can I help you? Can I see your bus pass, please?";
[Beating sounds]
";Sir, please!";
[Beating sounds]
";I drive with that hand!";
[Beating sounds]
";Children! Call for help!";
[Beating sounds]
";Holy geez, no!";
[Beating sounds]
";That's me! Oh yes, oh!";
[Beating sounds]
[Final crack, horn sounding]